Chillies.

Duncan has been growing a chilli plant in the last couple of weeks and his Aunty, who's visiting from Narberth, told him yesterday evening that he should taste one, even thought they're not yet ripe. He carefully selected a chilli off his plant and, without reservations, proceeded to take a huge bite out of it. Within the minutes that followed my boyfriend felt he was in the 'afterlife' (as he described it), such was the severity of the heat - though, this was after he screamed like a little girl around the kitchen shrieking 'MILK, HOT' at the top of his voice. 

Never a dull moment...